In case you can't figure it out, well, let's just say the morning-after pill will not be necessary for this newly wedded couple. And the embedded alarm clocks will ensure that they go at it all night long...*ahem*
Uhm, those things that you blew up aren't balloons. And if you don't end up using those things properly, you could get pregnant. You should really be careful! And you're a health care professional!
I like the one with the banana inside. Very . . . symbolic.
Promising to be careful is not good enough. Is it possible for you to get pregnant without actually . . . you know, doing it? I mean, you have this angelic and innocent image, and you certainly don't want to tarnish that, would you?
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Uhm, those things that you blew up aren't balloons. And if you don't end up using those things properly, you could get pregnant. You should really be careful! And you're a health care professional!
I like the one with the banana inside. Very . . . symbolic.
Yes daddy! I will be careful next time! :P
Promising to be careful is not good enough. Is it possible for you to get pregnant without actually . . . you know, doing it? I mean, you have this angelic and innocent image, and you certainly don't want to tarnish that, would you?
Well, virgin Mary did the impossible!
...so the bible tells me so ;)
You are such a clever girl. There's no use in trying to keep up with you. I'm always left in the dust. And I totally hate you.
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